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get him this for his bday
Star Trek Movie (2009) Red Dress Deluxe Adult Costume - Costumes
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it would be so worth it just for the WTF look on his face
bonus points for singing happy birthday in klingon
 
it would be so worth it just for the WTF look on his face
bonus points for singing happy birthday in klingon

Haaaahhhh ha ha lmao I would DEFINATELY get the wtf look... If it was a little shorter, and maybe cut out in the front a little more- he wouldn't care anyways ;)
He would be like "what tha he... nevermind who cares what it's supposed to be."
Ba ha ha ha
 
Your shuttle is entering my bay! My plasma conduit is about to overload! Fire your photon torpedos! I wouldn't last 30 seconds if my wife talked dirty to me like that.
 
you gotta wait till things really get going and yell something like WARP 5!, or beam me up scotty, or ENGAGE!

I've made donkey noises right at my climax just to mess with my girlfriend before. She busted out laughing, it was totally worth it.
 
I've been concerned about my budget lately... Came home this evening and fell asleep for 5 minutes. For some reason I had a handful of pennies when I did... During that time Abraham Lincoln appeared to me in a dream, added a second line to the saying below and turned it into a rhyme:

Dream Ghost of Abraham Lincoln said:
A penny saved is a penny earned; a penny spent is a penny spurned.

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
 
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