So I'm out driving recently and this guy in an Audi is in the left lane driving insanely slow. I mean, he had the opportunity to pass many cars but he decided to stay in the left lane. I was in a hurry as I needed to get to the office for a big presentation and this guy would not move over. So I got up on his ass and started gesturing to move over, he didn't oblige so I admit, I got a little road rage and started flipping him off. He didn't like that much. He then got on MY ass after I passed his slow ass so I decided to give him a little brake jobber to see if he was paying attention. Sure enough, he wanted to pull over and settle this like gentleman. He came out after me in a murderous rage so as it may be, I just watched Ralph Macchio this weekend in Karate Kid so I decided to defend myself with a crane-kick. Unfortunately, he must've seen the movie too because he moved swiftly and sucker punched me in the fuckin' eye.
Well wouldn't you know a state cop saw this and was in awe of the incident. The cop pulled over and said I was free to go, but should probably get my eye checked out at the hospital. He did say my crane-kick was awesome though. I can't believe the nerve of people these days. He's hogging up the lanes and I'm the one with a black eye.
Cliffnotes: guy gets in murderous rage when I try to get him to move over for driving like Miss Daisy in the left lane. I get sucker punched.
Well wouldn't you know a state cop saw this and was in awe of the incident. The cop pulled over and said I was free to go, but should probably get my eye checked out at the hospital. He did say my crane-kick was awesome though. I can't believe the nerve of people these days. He's hogging up the lanes and I'm the one with a black eye.
Cliffnotes: guy gets in murderous rage when I try to get him to move over for driving like Miss Daisy in the left lane. I get sucker punched.