Favorite Pick up line

[Havok]

I used this one to get my current g/f

You must be Irish, cause my penis is Dublin.

 

[vtecsir1]

is that a mirror in your back pocket because for some reason i can see myself in your pants

 

[posol]

[new york accent]

hunny, they're training me for war
and I don't know what might happen
but i want to know that we lived all we could TONIGHT!

[/accent]

hehe- from pearl harbor

 

[bobcat7095]

that was from peral harbor

 

[posol]

i said that it was
lol

 

[totalburnout]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jan 1 2003, 01:07 AM
i said that it was
lol

If I flipped a quarter what are the chances of me getting head?

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

lets get buck naked and fuck

 

[Capt. Orygun]

*lick finger and wipe it on her shirt*

"let's get you out of those wet clothes"

 

[90 accord]

do you work for UPS? cuz i coulda swore i saw you checking out my package!

 

[djextremity]

I will pay you 100 dollars to fuck me for the next two hours. Deal?

 

[xj0hnx]

pick-up line?what's that?

 

[95_civicext]

Originally posted by djextremity@Jan 1 2003, 05:27 AM
I will pay you 100 dollars to fuck me for the next two hours. Deal?

LMFAO!!!!

"Got a quarter? My mom told me to call her when i fell in love" ---> LAME!! lol

"Nice dress....... wanna see what it would look like on my bedroom floor?"

 

[asmallsol]

"I like every bone in your body, exspessaily mine"

"Roses are red, violets are blue,...Lets Fuck"

"have you ever had you belly button tickled...from the inside?"

 

[chevy302dz]

Want to play a game?
My balls your chin.

 

[D See 2]

Originally posted by asmallsol@Jan 1 2003, 10:41 AM
"have you ever had you belly button tickled...from the inside?"

rofl...........

 

[D See 2]

"sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart"

 

[Hexen]

Here's one that will actually work.

"Can I see your hand for a second."
:she gives you her hand:

Point to her palm somewhere and say "this is your house" point another place "this is my house" and draw a line between the two "and this is a river."

"how do i get from my house to your house?"

she SHOULD say "I dont know?"

then you say "well I don't either, I just wanted to hold your hand."


trust me, it works.

 

[micah]

screw me if im wrong but your about to kiss me

 

[asmallsol]

Originally posted by micah@Jan 2 2003, 12:38 PM
screw me if im wrong but your about to kiss me

no the real version of that one is "Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?"

 

[micah]

well if you say it the way i did you eiether get kissed or screwed.

my luck the girl i would ask would actually be named gretchen