Favorite Pick up line

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i honestly don't use lines to seriously try and pick up on a girl, but to make them laugh.

like, [holding my index fingers about four or five inches apart pointing upward] "Soft."

or, "Three minutes... just gimme three minutes."

making them laugh usually starts you off better.
 
Damn, and i thought i was good lookin..

You say: Fat penguin
She says: what???
You say: Sorry i was just tryin to break the ice.

Hey, i may not be the best lookin guy here, but im the only one talkin to you..<--thats supposed to be in a good way
 
Originally posted by civicb18@Feb 4 2003, 10:19 PM
You say: Fat penguin
She says: what???
You say: Sorry i was just tryin to break the ice.
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lmao, that had me rolling, hahaha
 
Hi would you like to go dinner with me and fuck?? Oh ok we can skip the dinner...

Spill a drink on her and say: "Oh my god I'm so sorry...if I pour a drink on myself will you be happy?" If she says yes do it and try to keep a sense of humor about ruining your shirt...

I read that second one somewhere and the girl said it worked!
 
Oh im the specialist at this.. get it all the time ;) ... here..

haha ones not to use...

loser: R ur legs tired? u've been running thro my mind all day.
me: Yes.....I was looking for a brain cell.

loser: Can u tell me the time, b-cuz I want 2 make a note of da moment we first met?
me: I'll give it 2 u twice, because it's also the moment we split up.

loser: Ive come from another planet 2 seek out beautiful life forms.
me: Is that because ur race is so ugly?

haha.. sorry. its quite sad i remembered those..

*What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!

*I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
*I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
*Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
*What time do you have to be back in heaven?
:p
 
LMFAO fat penguin, omfg i was laughin so hard... one that worked for me before... you either A) run your hand all over their back and make a face like you're looking something OR B ) turn them around and act like you're looking for something on their back, when they ask what the hell you're doing (and they will) just simply respond "looking for your wings" i dunno... its lame but it got me laid by a hot redheaded mexican chick :) and BTW the fat penguin thing, ill be usin that at stoplights and shit LOL
 
Let's go to math class.... add me and you.. subtract the cloths... divide the legs... and then multiply.
 
Pretend your one leg is Thanksgiving and your other is christmas, can i visit you between the holiday.s
 
didnt read all but heres mine

hey can i buy you a drink? this one on me! how about later would get on me!!! then ask her if she wants to spend the night. I ve gotten laid from this one, chick think if so funny..

peace
 
Hey...you must work at Subway cause you just gave me a footlong B) thats my favorite :D
 
Bro, you gotta use it on her, that's like a full proof plan right there. No woman could refuse a guy that clever.
 
Originally posted by TRuggiero_@Mar 9 2003, 12:58 AM
Bro, you gotta use it on her, that's like a full proof plan right there. No woman could refuse a guy that clever.
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no no no...tell her this and i bet you get her!!!!!

"hey girl...you know...if you we're a booger...i'd pick you first"!
 
Here you go.......... "Come over here and sit down on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up"

Peace*
 
That booger one reminded me of another.
If you were homework, I'd do you.
 
During April vacation I'll use almost every single one of those and I'll tell yall the results
 
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