Favorite Pick up line

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I didn't read all of these but did anyone say this...by the way this one got my friend laid actually lol...

"how about we go get some pizza and fuck"

when she gives the "wtf did you just say face"...you then say...

"what??? you don't like pizza"

corny but it has worked once that i know of...also here's another...

"I'll bet you $500 that if you give me some head...i'll enjoy it"
 
LMAO, the wet shirt one was sweet...i dont use pickup lines, but if i did...

Walk up to random hottie, pretend you know her

You: Damn babe, last night was great
Her: What?? Who are you
You (look confused): OOOOh today is friday not saturday...wanna go back to my place
 
I tried this one night when i was hammered:

:unzip pants, expose unit: "Its not gonna suck itself"

or

"Do you like Irish Cream" ( i first must establish the fact that im Irish :beer: , but you get the idea )
 
guy:"what has 147 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
hottie:"i dunno, what?"
guy:"my zipper"

guy:some guys buy REALLY expensive cars to cover...certain shortages...but baby....i dont even own a car.

guy:the only thing i want between you and me in this relationship is latex

guy:"i wish you were a carosell in front of wal-mart...so i could ride you all day for just one quarter."

guy:"baby sex is like pizza....even if its bad its still pretty good"

thats all unless you people want more.....then let me know.
 
Originally posted by b18vtecrx@Mar 14 2003, 12:51 AM
guy:"what has 147 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
hottie:"i dunno, what?"
guy:"my zipper"

guy:some guys buy REALLY expensive cars to cover...certain shortages...but baby....i dont even own a car.

guy:the only thing i want between you and me in this relationship is latex

guy:"i wish you were a carosell in front of wal-mart...so i could ride you all day for just one quarter."

guy:"baby sex is like pizza....even if its bad its still pretty good"

thats all unless you people want more.....then let me know.

Haha, those are classic, keep them coming if you got more. :lol:
 
Here is Mine

*Walk by the girl, look at her, and then say "excuse me" (at this time look at her tag on the back inside of her shirt) and Look at her, and say "just as i thought made in heaven"
 
ok. i got one.

"THE WORD OF THE NIGHT IS YOUR LEGS"
"SO WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND SPREAD THE WORD"


ok i flowed.
 
Mine is like Karnash's.

Hey, Your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas. How bout I meet you in between.

I probably got it wrong but oh well.
 
" ur dad musta been a astronaut...cuz he took the stars from the sky an put em in ur eyes!"

" i lost my phone number...can i borrow your's?"

" thats a lovley accent...new jersey?" (no, austria) " Oooh Austria! Wellll, G'day mate...how bout we put anotha shrimp on the barbie!" - dumb&dumber!
 
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