Favorite Pick up line

[2 litre EG]

Fuck me if im wrong... but is your name HELGA

I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

and my favorite of all time: Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

 

[2 litre EG]

actually the second one and that keg one are my favorites

 

[paragus]

get on your knees

 

[MaaseyRacer]

i wanted to bring this topic back so...

You must be a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.

If it was up to me I would rearrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.

This one you have to say to two girls standing next to each other...

I don't want to come between you two, or do I...

 

[kyleirwin]

wanna come over for sex and pizza?.... what's wrong, don't like pizza?

 

[timEspeed]

NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?
most girls like guys that are direct. this has actually worked for me before

 

[Trinity]

this is one that someone asked me today

Are you a parking ticket?

cause you have FINE written all over you

 

[CRX-YEM]

Do you have any italian in you ?
want some.

 

[xlfusionxl]

Originally posted by Trinity@Jan 17 2003, 04:23 PM
this is one that someone asked me today

Are you a parking ticket?

cause you have FINE written all over you

No they didn't

 

[SkorchedZero]

That dress looks very becoming on you. If I was on you I would be coming too.

Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle.

 

[Red CIVIC HB]

how about:

"Girl, if i were a fly, i would fly all over you, cause your the shit."

 

[SolReaver]

Originally posted by xlfusionxl+Jan 17 2003, 06:04 PM-->

Trinity

@Jan 17 2003, 04:23 PM
this is one that someone asked me today

Are you a parking ticket?

cause you have FINE written all over you

No they didn't

ROFL

 

[Trinity]

oh yeah they did, my friend asked me. i'm just like" are you serious " lol. guys are dumb

 

[posol]

Originally posted by xlfusionxl+Jan 17 2003, 06:04 PM-->

Trinity

@Jan 17 2003, 04:23 PM
this is one that someone asked me today

Are you a parking ticket?

cause you have FINE written all over you

No they didn't

"you can imagine if they did though"

No, we couldn't.

"Oh, well i have a friend who..."

No you don't.

OK EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!

god i love that movie

 

[T0mMuNi$m]

OMG i didnt think anyone honored chris farley as much as i did, and you probably dont....but its good to hear one of his quotes! RIP Farley

 

[Nopspawn]

Girl, are your parents retarded?
Cause your special.

 

[ZAC]

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Do you know what'd look good on you? "Me"

Do you have a map? cause I just keep on getting lost in your eyes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Grab her ass and say sorry, is this seat taken?

 

[ZAC]

"these are corny but make a girl laugh"

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

When we get marry I wonder if God will be mad cause I stole one of his angels

Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass

 

[ZAC]

sorry I forgot this one (one of the better ones)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

 

[Jeef]

wanna play house. You can be the screen door so I can slam you all night long.