i walk away from my computer for one hour and all hell breaks loose on here.....
to ji: i forgot what smartass commet you made....so i hope a medfly flies up into your anal cavity and procreates ten-fold.
to martine: i still luv ya, altho Jesus told me yesterday that you are wearing out your welcome....
Brian: what an ass. just wait untill the time im able to get pics of the chick im dating right now. you will shit your pants dude.....
and another thing.....lets see some of YOUR (not brian specifically) chick's pics. Some chicks just dont take good pictures. This is the rationale I go by, and 8 times outta 10, im correct.
case in point: the girl im with now, her pic....looked eh. so so. cute, but nothing to write home ma about. Silverchild saw it, and said same. So i went ahead and met her.
I walked right by her at starbucks at our first meeting. This hot blonde chick, hotter than fucking shit was sitting in her car honking her horn and waving at me. i looked at her and smiled, thinking that she was just flirting with me. continued on my way looking for that chick who i was supposed to meet.
i continue walking towards starbucks, looking for that one chick, when I hear
TONY shouting from behind me.
I turn around, and that hot blonde chick was indeed the girl iwas supposed to meet.
HOLY FUCKING PILE OF HOT STEAMING HORSE SHIT !!!!!
after I picked my jaw up off the floor, and we got some starbucks and were sitting down talking.....i told her that she looks NOTHING like what her pic was. I told her that I was expecting a cute.....girl.
She told me the reason why she put that EXACT pic up on there was to "screen out" the guys who were just into a chick for her looks
and i talked to her on the phone till like 5am the first time i called her. she was that fucking cool.
so, piss on you all. if you got ANY common sense whatsoever then you will listen to my theory about girl's pics and apply it to your life, and watch how successful you will be.
