liquid00meth
Senior Member
there is plenty of time to goto class AND get drunk/laid. Make sure you do both.
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Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Aug 14 2003, 12:14 PM
the rules of college:that should cover it
- liquor before beer, in the clear; beer before liquor, never been sicker
- always, ALWAYS, wear a jimmy cap. college girls are disease ridden whores. Trust, you don't want a qtip shoved half-way down your pee-hole for a test.
- GO TO CLASS at least 90% of the time. Don't sleep through exams. Don't show up high/drunk.
- Become friends, or at least firendly with your advisor. It will help get you into filled classes, or last minuete changes, or simple guidance about your circulum.
- PICK A MAJOR FRESH YEAR AND STICK TO IT. changing majors after 2nd semester = 10 yr plan = not happening = dropping out. Even if you don't give a shit about your major, i'd suggest you don't change. simply minor in the one you want to do now. that way, you will graduate with X degree, and a minor in Y... and any degree is better than no degree, and with the minor, you will be fine.
- And most importantly, become friends with your RA. you'll stay out of trouble much easier that way.
- Eat ramen so you have money for beer/going out.
- park your car in a safe place. become friends with security guards so they no you and your car. don't drive like an ass around campus so they hate you and your car. getting booted sucks.