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The Trisexual
Well I got my first warning in the Audi. I admit, I was being stupid so I deserved it. I'm a little suprised he gave me a warning. Respectfulness helps.
It was wet and AWD is the shit.
AWD+wet roads+clear dead roads+intersections= the drifting Audi.
Anyway, I was bored and wanted to entertain myself. So I go out, pull up to the light to make the U-turn. Green. Throw the Audi around the median with the back end swinging out. Come up to the next light, make a sharp sideways right through the green light. Drive a little, not speeding or anything, pull up to the next light and put it sideways through the light again. Red and Blue and sirens come wailing up behind me. Turns outhe was actually following me since the first light....
I pulled over and he said
the normal routine then....
"you know you were being reckless, you just had your car sideways in that intersection."
"It was an accident"
"you did it through three lights"
"sorry, I was just having a little fun, its a nice night now, there's no one around...except you"
he looks at me and walks back to his car with my DL, REG and INS.
comes back
"I'm only going to issue you a 1 warning for "unsafe driving", you're lucky no ones on the road. I could have issued you enough tickets to suspend your liscense for at least 5 years and arrest you"
I just said thanks and went back to my friends house.
Don't ask me why I decided to write this here, I'm still bored and had to tell someone.
It was wet and AWD is the shit.
AWD+wet roads+clear dead roads+intersections= the drifting Audi.
Anyway, I was bored and wanted to entertain myself. So I go out, pull up to the light to make the U-turn. Green. Throw the Audi around the median with the back end swinging out. Come up to the next light, make a sharp sideways right through the green light. Drive a little, not speeding or anything, pull up to the next light and put it sideways through the light again. Red and Blue and sirens come wailing up behind me. Turns outhe was actually following me since the first light....
I pulled over and he said
the normal routine then....
"you know you were being reckless, you just had your car sideways in that intersection."
"It was an accident"
"you did it through three lights"
"sorry, I was just having a little fun, its a nice night now, there's no one around...except you"
he looks at me and walks back to his car with my DL, REG and INS.
comes back
"I'm only going to issue you a 1 warning for "unsafe driving", you're lucky no ones on the road. I could have issued you enough tickets to suspend your liscense for at least 5 years and arrest you"
I just said thanks and went back to my friends house.
Don't ask me why I decided to write this here, I'm still bored and had to tell someone.