Here's my stance on Iraqueie... Git R DUN!
Here's my stance on China... Be nice to them.
Here's my stance on oil... Fuck oil; I'll take half the defense budget and put it into hydrogen R&D.
Here's my stance on farming out jobs to India... If they want to work for Dell tech support, they're more than welcome to come here as long as they're good.
Here's my stance on Foreign Diplomacy... F the french. Everyone else is coo.
Here's my stance on the drug war... Hey, people are gonna smoke it, just let it be. The money spent on the drug war could be used to educate all the dumbshit kids out there.
Vote for Honkey in '08. A vote for Honkey is a vote for gittin' 'er done!