Silly old man.

[c!v!c]

Went to Auto-Zone to get a cheap radiator hose... Dude asked me if my car was Vortec.

Just wanted to let that out.

 

[get_nick]

i had a girl tell me her car was a "16 volt"

she meant 16 valve. haha

 

[BigJ]

Not that bad. I know a girl that thought her car didn't run because the power was out....when we had a power outage.

 

[Black Widow g2]

That's ok... I routinely get into arguments with men who 'know' something or two about cars... or so they think... It's hard explaining something to the people who work at an auto parts store. When they think you're just some girl... Mechanics especially used to try to fuck me over.

Oh, good times.

 

[Kanned]

Bahahaha, I'll never forget when I had my ex gf, a friend, and myself 3 deep in my old two seater truck when it was starting to sputter(turned out to be bad gas). I was parked while it was sputtering and she said "Maybe we have too much weight in your truck?"

 

[posol]

i know a girl (and E can vouch) who thought octane was the year the gas was made.

 

[Black Widow g2]

wow... she must have known the guy with the car that did 8 seconds and had really big piston rings

 

[MoSeS]

i got a kid in my auto tech class to "check the blinker fluid"

 

[smarty009]

i know a girl (and E can vouch) who thought octane was the year the gas was made.

thats pretty funny...and believable too...hahahaha

 

[Celerity]

Owning some of the rarest and most obscure cars in history has led to me to my on-the-edge temper that I carry daily.

Like arguing with the Nissan dealer "There is a such thing as a Micra, it's outside right now" and my favorite "There is no Turbo Grand Prix. They are supercharged""No, this is a 1989 McLaren TGP""You mean GTP""Look it's out front asshole""Oh, that's an SE with the 2.8 liter"

I had a HEATED argument that my Celicas are RWD more times than I can count.

 

[Sabz5150]

I asked for pricing on a flywheel and clutch and the guy asked me if I had an auto or manual.

Dumbasses.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

wow... she must have known the guy with the car that did 8 seconds and had really big piston rings

he was in abilene and he didn't do 8 seconds, he had a 150HP NOS spray and the setup was kept in a secret compartment

 

[Black Widow g2]

no no... it was an 1/8 mile time. hahaha