Dude, selling the WRX has been nightmare after nightmare .. just like this
Sign says "$13,800"
Guy comes to look at it. Complains that whenever it gets close to the side of the road, it drifts to the right. Get it close to the left side of the road, it drifts off to the left.
Then he says "Well, yeah it's good shape. And I'm thinking somewhere in the range of $8000. Can we work out a deal from there?"
"From $8000?"
"Yeah"
"That's about half what I want"
"Well... it DOES pull.."
"Will you take payments?"
"Yes"
"Oh ok.. you wanna do a weekly thing or a monthly thing or what?"
"1 easy payment"
"If you want to drive it slowly and within reason, you can. If you want to see what it can do, I will drive. If you want to drive it fast yourself, I'll require a $10,000 cash deposit and I will hold it for 60 days"
"I don't have $10,000"
"Then why are you even here?"