How will YOU Die?

[EGProject]

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.

Wait, I'm an asst. Manager at a grocery store. Ph34r t3h pr0duc3!

 

[E_SolSi]

An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.

 

[corvetteguy]

WTF!!!!!!!!!

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

 

[reckedracing]

my name

You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.

reckedracing

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

 

[integraslut78]

During a heated argument with your wife, she attacks you with a kitchen knife, stabbing you repeatedly.

I am never getting married now

 

[phyregod]

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my name
You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.

Fucking carnies.. Those people make me nervous anyway.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.



i hate the bank. plus i go out like a bitch.

 

[VTECin5th]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.



I don't even drink

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

I don't remember the exact words but it said:

"You are at a pool when you try to dive, you hit your head on the diving board and are knocked unconcious(sp?) Your body sinks to the bottom where your lungs fill with water and you die."

you guys could try this one also....

http://deathclock.com/

 

[ogre]

Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.

 

[Battle Pope]

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I don't remember the exact words but it said:

"You are at a pool when you try to dive, you hit your head on the diving board and are knocked unconcious(sp?) Your body sinks to the bottom where your lungs fill with water and you die."

you guys could try this one also....

http://deathclock.com/

Apparently I'm going to die in June 2055

 

[Dustin_m]

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.

 

[E_SolSi]

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you guys could try this one also....

http://deathclock.com/

aint that some shit

 

[Battle Pope]

OMFG you're not supposed to be alive!

 

[E_SolSi]

and oddly enough that is the day of my bike accident

 

[Battle Pope]

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and oddly enough that is the day of my bike accident

Seriously??? Damn, I didn't know that! motherfuck. ain't that some shit.

 

[90crxb18]

You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.

haha!!!

 

[reckedracing]

whoaaa

 

[Dustin_m]

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and oddly enough that is the day of my bike accident

haha, thats like some Final Destination shit right there

 

[92civicb18b1]

Monday, May 15, 2079

HAHHAHAHAH
HAHAH
HAHAH

No way in hell I'm letting myself live that old.