I've been giving a lot of thought to fucking chairs on my way home from work. No no ... follow me on this one.
They say that in hypnosis "you are only under suggestion, you don't do things that you don't want to do". I seriously doubt those people wanted to fuck a chair in an auditorium. Well, maybe not the Kelly Osborne looking girl, she was on that fuckin knee-bending ass resting boyfriend like frosting on a cupcake. (Did you see that girl work it ? HOLY HELL)
Anyway, I digress. I think that not only were those people completely under hypnosis, and really pissed about fucking a chair (Again, except for Kelly Osborne) but the hypnosis unleashed some sort of .. animal in them.
And I mean, what if they were gay ? How funny would that be ?
But these girls were rockin out, and I'm pretty sure that's their normal pace.
So here is what I was thinking : What if I were told to fuck a chair in an auditorium ? Because I mean, at this point my mind is totally open.
And I'm not sure if you guys have caught this idea yet, but you don't wanna open my mind.
I can figure one of three things would happen when the guy says "That chair is your lover".
1. I would fall asleep on the chair.
2. I would just get pissed off at the chair and sleep on the floor.
3. I would fuck that chair into splinters. I would pull such wierd shit out of my deepest and darkest psyche that people would run from the room. And when the guy counts down and snaps his finger, I wouldn't stop.
Either of those are kinda embarassing. But definately worth looking into.
