Random Celerity Thought Generator
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Black Widow g2
*princess*
Neither have Eddie Murphy and Whoopi Goldberg.
amanda tapping!!! fapfapfap
Black Widow g2
*princess*
I guess we do have some stargate fans.
heck yes
i own the whole series.... on DVD! thank you bittorrent.
i own the whole series.... on DVD! thank you bittorrent.
Black Widow g2
*princess*
i stole them too, but the person i stole them from bought them at best buy. they're mine now. 
Jesus Christ. I glanced at this post and read it as 'Fun Fact: Celerity used a Dildo.'
Black Widow g2
*princess*
That's way better than my dates with Christopher Lee.
Celerity
Well-Known Member
Did you ever actually watch Sabato Gigante ?
That's some SURREAL shit right there. I should have been spanish, because I totally get those jokes and situations.
It's like everyday when I'm singing that some dire looking clown is behind me with a HUGE foam ice cream bar, with a fake baseball bat - he HITS ME, and I stop singing so that a real celebrity can come in and start singing, then the band interrupts him, and I run up to him and make him wear a half-hat (which is 40% of the surreality here) and then he sings again, someone makes some show-stopping comment about Disney, the clown escorts a lovely lady out on his arm to sing the song AGAIN as a duet, the Clown starts to make fun of how fat the first singer is, I jump in and sing in his absence, then the clown breaks out with this fuckin horn and starts blowing it - the crowd goes silent. Then the announcer starts going over the show sponsors while the 5 characters all start line dancing.
Then it's time to talk about PC Virus Protection.
I am actually not making this up, I'm transcribing EXACTLY what I see.
That's some SURREAL shit right there. I should have been spanish, because I totally get those jokes and situations.
It's like everyday when I'm singing that some dire looking clown is behind me with a HUGE foam ice cream bar, with a fake baseball bat - he HITS ME, and I stop singing so that a real celebrity can come in and start singing, then the band interrupts him, and I run up to him and make him wear a half-hat (which is 40% of the surreality here) and then he sings again, someone makes some show-stopping comment about Disney, the clown escorts a lovely lady out on his arm to sing the song AGAIN as a duet, the Clown starts to make fun of how fat the first singer is, I jump in and sing in his absence, then the clown breaks out with this fuckin horn and starts blowing it - the crowd goes silent. Then the announcer starts going over the show sponsors while the 5 characters all start line dancing.
Then it's time to talk about PC Virus Protection.
I am actually not making this up, I'm transcribing EXACTLY what I see.
charleskwinter
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it tastes the same if you close your eyes.
