Did you ever actually watch Sabato Gigante ?
That's some SURREAL shit right there. I should have been spanish, because I totally get those jokes and situations.
It's like everyday when I'm singing that some dire looking clown is behind me with a HUGE foam ice cream bar, with a fake baseball bat - he HITS ME, and I stop singing so that a real celebrity can come in and start singing, then the band interrupts him, and I run up to him and make him wear a half-hat (which is 40% of the surreality here) and then he sings again, someone makes some show-stopping comment about Disney, the clown escorts a lovely lady out on his arm to sing the song AGAIN as a duet, the Clown starts to make fun of how fat the first singer is, I jump in and sing in his absence, then the clown breaks out with this fuckin horn and starts blowing it - the crowd goes silent. Then the announcer starts going over the show sponsors while the 5 characters all start line dancing.
Then it's time to talk about PC Virus Protection.
I am actually not making this up, I'm transcribing EXACTLY what I see.