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Worst joke I have EVER heard

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  1. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    Yeah....sooo....a girl i used to work with just sent me this text message:

    Whats the difference between a New Corvette and a pile of dead babies.

























































    I dont have a Corvette in my garage.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Old.

    What's grosser than shovelling dead babies out of your driveway ?

























    Using a snowblower.
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    Well im not as....well old as you...
     
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    What's grosser than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can ?
























    1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
     
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    lol, absolutely wonderful
     
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    Whats the difference between a baby and an onion ?
















    I cry whenever I cut up an onion.
     
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    kinda killed the joke.

    it's how do you make a 5 year old cry twice. you fuck her in the ass then wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

    damn you....Joke killer.
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    lol, awesome thread...

    • What's funnier than a dead baby?
      A dead baby in a clown costume!
    • What's funnier than a dead baby?
      A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
    • How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
      The dog plays with it more.
    • What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
      Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
    • How do you make a dead baby float?
      Take your foot off of it's head.
    • What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
      When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
    What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
    A baby in a microwave.

    How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
    Stick a javelin thru it's head

    What's red and sits in the corner?
    a baby chewing on razor blades.

    What's blue and sits in the corner?
    A baby in a plastic bag.

    What's green and sits in the corner?
    The same baby a month later.

    What's red and goes round and round?
    A baby in a garbage disposal.

    What's red and swings back and forth?
    A baby on a meat hook.

    How do you make a dead baby float?
    A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.
     
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    What do you get when you take a scapel and cut a dead baby?





    ....


    ...


    an erection.
     
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    wtf? you people are wacked
     
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    yea...those are some crazy jokes...lmfao...

    Why did the toddler drop his lollipop?






    he was hit by a truck
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    a thousand hail mary's later, i still feel dirty just for reading this thread.
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?








    You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    And one of the absolute worst I've ever heard:


    What sounds does a baby make when you put it in a blender?















    I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
     
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    .............too bold
     
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    someone google search dead baby and see if hondaswap is first on the list.. lol
     
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