lol, awesome thread...
- What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
- What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
- How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
- What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
- How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
- What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head
What's red and sits in the corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.
What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
How do you make a dead baby float?
A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.