You might be a ricer if...

[Battle Pope]

Kinda like the "or" thread, but a little simpler. Mainly, a collaboration of "you might be a redneck if..."-isms, oriented at ricers. I'll start

You might be a ricer if...

You think Initial-D is a series of instructional videos.

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

...your double stack aluminum wing also functions as a picnic table.

 

[hcivic.com]

you might be a ricer if apc is your hero

 

[Havok]

you have a green car with blue lug nuts.

 

[posol]

.... if your lug nuts stick out past the lip of your wheel

 

[Slammed90Lude]

....if you truly believe the vinyl on your car has added horsepower

 

[posol]

... if you have carbon fiber wipers

 

[tphan4]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Dec 13 2004, 09:54 PM
... if you have carbon fiber wipers

[post=431493]Quoted post[/post]​

esp if the carbon fiber is fake ....

 

[formby]

...if you cut your springs and use sticker of products you never plan on owning....

 

[StarBellieAngel]

you have indiglo gauges...

 

[Celerity]

You shop for performance products from Ichiban... Double points if you shop for Ichiban at Circuit City.

If you say Mugen as "Mewjen"

- > Steve

 

[tphan4]

you have altezzas or clear taillights and think theyre still hot

 

[Slammed90Lude]

.....if you convinced your mom to put a body kit on her car

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

...your body kit is held on by bondo and duct tape

 

[Slammed90Lude]

.........your list of mods includes street glow

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

...your wheels cost more than the car is worth.

 

[Slammed90Lude]

.......your wheels weigh more than your car

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if paul walker is your hero

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if you buy off brand performance products off ebay and think they will add real hp

 

[Speedracer228]

you might be a ricer if you buy a blinking led exhaust tip...


.... and think it adds hp