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Status: Connected to guide: TimothyM
TimothyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Tim
TimothyM: Hey
You: Listen, I really need help
TimothyM: what can I find for you?
You: I need a first generation Lotus Esprit for sale in my area
You: there are never any Lotuses in my area
TimothyM: Sure one moment please
You: Ok.
You: Hey.. How does this company make any money ?
TimothyM: what area are you in?
You: and how ... oh, I'm in Connecticut
TimothyM: Same as any search engine - companies pay to be listed and advertise
You: I'll go to NY, PA, MA, RI, NH, VT, what have you
You: oh neat.
TimothyM: Ok one moment please
You: I've heard alot about this cat... Oh, can I ask you multiple things ?
TimothyM: yes you can
You: Sweet. I've heard alot about this cat "Celerity" on forums, websites, newssites and the such
You: he's like some kind of .. I dunno... Kaiser Soza.
TimothyM: ahuh
TimothyM: Ok
You: can you tell me who he is, or what the hell the big deal is ?
TimothyM: I don't know of him but I can find out
You: danke
You: do you guys speak all languages ? Have a translator ? English only ?
TimothyM: I speak a few languages
TimothyM: I can't talk on behalf of other guides though
You: Niice... like what ?
TimothyM: I speak Spanish, German, Japanese
You: Wow.. I'm trying to learn German and some Japanese. I'm up to remembering Katakana now, but have no grasp on the actual spoken language. German seems easy enough.
TimothyM: The problem with Japanese
TimothyM: is that it's very gender specific
TimothyM: and even then it gets complicated
You: Turkish is worse
TimothyM: I can imagine
You: anyway, any luck on the Lotus thig ?
TimothyM: who is Celerity
TimothyM: Yep
You: ah yes.. Celerity
TimothyM: check your list - there should be at least 3 results for you
You: if he owns a Lotus I'll freak
You: I See Lotus stuff
TimothyM: lol
You: oh my GOD t
You: that's so funny. I almost bought this Lotus
TimothyM: Did I mess up?
You: just outside of the pictures is a huge tear in the driver's seat
You: I offered him $14k for it and he told me to pound sand
TimothyM: Oh that's awful. Conveniently not in the picture!
You: "1984 Lotus Esprit..... For Sale" link