So, i'm at the grocery store tonight.... just doing my thing, grabbing some food cuz i haven't eaten anything productive towards a meal in 3 days...
now, when i shop, i'm not a rubberneck.
i haul ass.
i drift shopping carts.
and as i round isle number 12 in full lock, i crash into a wall. I plowed into her carriage on a blind corner by the Hostest rack (hrm, figures shes standing there....)
so i say i'm sorry without stopping a beat and throw it in reverse. Before i'm lookin for 1st to continue my corner, she says "Hey, it's ok cutie. why you in such a hurry?"
ah fuck. this 5'0 250 lb chick is hitting on me. WTF?
i quickly pull my one-liner: clothesinthedryergottago (bill and e will understand basically say that as fast as you can )
so whatever, i finsih my shit and come home.
log onto myspace to see if anyone said anything productive to me....
and it happens again.
MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/kristinemarie212
WTF, over?
I'm officially an ugly chick magnet, and i hate it
now, when i shop, i'm not a rubberneck.
i haul ass.
i drift shopping carts.
and as i round isle number 12 in full lock, i crash into a wall. I plowed into her carriage on a blind corner by the Hostest rack (hrm, figures shes standing there....)
so i say i'm sorry without stopping a beat and throw it in reverse. Before i'm lookin for 1st to continue my corner, she says "Hey, it's ok cutie. why you in such a hurry?"
ah fuck. this 5'0 250 lb chick is hitting on me. WTF?
i quickly pull my one-liner: clothesinthedryergottago (bill and e will understand basically say that as fast as you can )
so whatever, i finsih my shit and come home.
log onto myspace to see if anyone said anything productive to me....
and it happens again.
How are you doing? I just wanted to say hi. I was looking through myspace and stumbled across your page it is very nice. Just thought I would drop you a note. Alright I guess I will talk to you later.
Kristine
MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/kristinemarie212
WTF, over?
I'm officially an ugly chick magnet, and i hate it