We may earn a small commission from affiliate links and paid advertisements. Terms
AAAHHHHHHH TO MUCH SNOW. (period belongs here, or at the very least a comma) I cant leave THE house, (comma) I'm just hanging out playing rockband. Its not very often you can (switched those two around) just stay home all day and relax so i'll take it while i can get it. (period) Besides I'm getting payed 8 hours today, that's probably more than I'd turn if i were at work with this shit on the ground.
Dear Joe,
Your grammatical composition, truncation of non-contractible words and utter lack of punctuation, to say it mildly, is migraine inducing. Please, I beg of you, strive to express your thoughts in a way that other English speaking humans can comprehend without being forced to consult Urban Dictionary or Hip Hop Forums. Thank you in advance for your continued efforts.
Regards,
klyph
Nay sir, this is how to translate ebonics.fixed
I feel frustration due to being imprisoned in my own home due to these adverse winter weather conditions. I have been relaxing and playing Rockband to pass the time. The opportunities to remain at home and be unproductive are infrequent, so I shall strive to enjoy this time while it is available. Fortuitously, my employer is compensating me for a full eight hours today, which, in all likelihood, is more than I would have accomplished, had we not this most unfortunate precipitate in propinquity with terra firma.
3rd day straight no school, they already cancelled tomorrow it's drifting really bad here
Nay sir, this is how to translate ebonics.
Rep for using a comma!im sorry ill try to type better,altough i did laugh my ass off at your corrections i might jus keep typin like dis jus to get a good laugh yo dog word shit son son
We got hit again. Last time I was out there it was a 1'+.pathetic storm again. called for 10-14".
got about 2.
We got hit again. Last time I was out there it was a 1'+.
QUESTION FOR EVERYONE: Do you
A. Shovel repeatedly as the snow falls so as not to have to do it all at once?
or
B. Wait until it is done snowing and then handle it in one shot?
I prefer B. But I've been getting bitched at so I've taken an A approach to simply calm tensions around here.
We got hit again. Last time I was out there it was a 1'+.
QUESTION FOR EVERYONE: Do you
A. Shovel repeatedly as the snow falls so as not to have to do it all at once?
or
B. Wait until it is done snowing and then handle it in one shot?
I prefer B. But I've been getting bitched at so I've taken an A approach to simply calm tensions around here.