Yea I was like that for awhile I bust just about everything else besides magnums, took me awhile to actually get up the courage to buy the Magnum XL's, the regular magnums fit but they were still tight as shit but I didn't think I was sized enough to actually use th XL's then one day I was like what the hell might as well try. Still a lbit snug but feels a whole lot better
I have broken every brand I have every used. I just thought I was being too rough. Maybe I should try them.
As for numbing condoms, I have never had a pre-mature problem and I'm a selfish asshole so no, I have never used them.
As for freaks. Always fun, ALWAYS wrap it up. They didnt get that good from reading books.
And here's a funny ass convo I just had with my friend Pat. Reminded me of the Dane Cooke standup.
Pat: so what u gonna do tonight
Pat: i suggest grab some beer and get drunk
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: if u come down to rowan and pay for it i will
Pat: meh why not
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: sweeeeeet
Pat: but
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: yes?
Pat: i want chicks....and let me do your sisters
Pat: its a fair deal in my eyes
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: no sisters, but i can get girls
Pat: wooo hoo
Pat: steve lets be clear
Pat: i want sluts
Pat: sober fuckable sluts
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: hmmm
Pat: and by sober i mean the next day i would wake up and be like nice
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: so u have to be sober when they get here
Pat: yes
Pat: seriously i want guaranteed sex from rowan whores
Pat: where do we have to go for those
Pat: walmart?
Pat: aisle 4
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: haha
lHoRnYtHiRtEeNl: i cant guarantee anything, u could get hammered and make a fool of urself
Pat: thats guaranteed