theres this new invention that has seemed to take most of the world by storm.
its called a phone.
more importantly, on this phone is a feature called voicemail.
its very reminiscent of the old answering machines of a forgotten era.
also, theres this other feature called text messaging.
it will literally take something that you type on the screen of your phone and send it to the screen of another phone.
its like black fucking magic in the palm of your hand.
and yes, i do understand that the internet is a mystical creation in itself, but the previous suggestions usually yield much faster response times.