Nostradamus 2012 thread

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Nostradamus is a fraud

he is about as legit as that John Edward 'talking to the dead' assclown

its easy to make predictions of the future when they have to be looked at after the fact and interpreted as "predictions"... saying some vague shit that can be interpreted in several ways to suit the situation at hand does not make you a prophet

fools have been following, listening to, and believing in these "snake oil sales men" since the beginning of time :rolleyes:
 
Nostradamus is a fraud

he is about as legit as that John Edward 'talking to the dead' assclown

its easy to make predictions of the future when they have to be looked at after the fact and interpreted as "predictions"... saying some vague shit that can be interpreted in several ways to suit the situation at hand does not make you a prophet

fools have been following, listening to, and believing in these "snake oil sales men" since the beginning of time :rolleyes:


Agreed.... Mite want to add there spinless Sales men :D
 
Nostradamus is a fraud

he is about as legit as that John Edward 'talking to the dead' assclown

its easy to make predictions of the future when they have to be looked at after the fact and interpreted as "predictions"... saying some vague shit that can be interpreted in several ways to suit the situation at hand does not make you a prophet

fools have been following, listening to, and believing in these "snake oil sales men" since the beginning of time :rolleyes:
werd, any of us could do what he does, theres gonna be a big wave to hit a city its all inevadable stuff
 
werd, any of us could do what he does, theres gonna be a big wave to hit a city its all inevadable stuff

but they never say "hey on this date, in this location, this is going to happen"

they say shit like this:

After combat and naval battle,
The great Neptune in his highest belfry:
Red adversary will become pale with fear,
Putting the great Ocean in dread.

ok what the fuck does that mean???
is this a tsunami?
is this oceanic pollution?
is this whale hunting?
is this a severe red tide?
is this the USS Indianapolis?

its any of them, because its none of them.... it is exactly whatever you want it to be
 
God started it all, God will end it all. Nobody knows when, nobody knows how. The day people stop believing in the media is going to be the day people get on with their happy lives. Worry about whats going on now and how you can better yourself and everyone around you.
 
^^ More than likely that is how it's gunna go down.
 
THE POLES WILL SHIFT!!!!!!!!!
And Nibiru will strip us of nearly all atmosphere!

ahahhaha
No you know why I think we're done. cause dec21 2012 is the end of obama's term. he's going to sell his presidential seat like that fucking blagojavich fucker.

Oh yea and the sun is going to have the largest solar maximum in recorded history, as well as we'll be passing through most dense region of the galaxy. (the solar system travels in a sine wave in and out of that shit) It's a 13 thousand year period between top and middle and middle and bottom. All the constellations of the zodiac and the wheel or some shit will line up too.
I believe.
_^ Want to

Haha
 
the underground particle accelorator is going to implode the earth...

/thread

I'm hoping the LHC does destroy the Earth now, just so I don't have to hear people complain about the possibility of the LHC destroying the Earth. :D
 
People who really believe in all this hype are going to start selling everything they own and doing the stuff that they want to do before they "die" or can't do it anymore. Will be a great time to buy stuff for cheap.

And you know, somewhere, somehow, there are going to be tickets to fly to planet XYZ to escape the horrific chain of events and live a life elsewhere. I can see scam after scam coming up taking advantage of many, many gullible people.
 
but they never say "hey on this date, in this location, this is going to happen"

they say shit like this:

After combat and naval battle,
The great Neptune in his highest belfry:
Red adversary will become pale with fear,
Putting the great Ocean in dread.

ok what the fuck does that mean???
is this a tsunami?
is this oceanic pollution?
is this whale hunting?
is this a severe red tide?
is this the USS Indianapolis?

its any of them, because its none of them.... it is exactly whatever you want it to be

wasn't neptune the god of the ocean to, like, the romans? I think neptune is gonna be pissed that we are fighting wars in his seas, and he's gonna kill everyone.

All of this stuff is bullshit. The mayan calender ended because they were too fucking lazy to make a bigger one. End of story.
 
oh what the fuck

now the History Channel has a show on about "the bible code"... basically some people believe everything that has happened or ever will happen, is coded into the text of the bible (usually the Torah)... once again the problem is, its not really there, they look at all of the pages of text and run ELS algorithms until they find the pattern they are looking for... and just like Nostradamus all of these "prophecies" are decoded or found after the fact, when people are specifically looking for them... not once has any of them actually predicted something BEFORE it happens... and ELS codes can be found literally everywhere, they found coded "predictions" of princess diana's death when runing scans on Moby Dick... anything with enough letters will yeild messages if you are looking for them, especially when using word search rules (forward, backward, up, down, or diaganal)
 
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

Ppl feed on this doomsday shit. It gives ppl like me somethin to laugh about though.
 
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