It was dark and dacheat was nowhere to be found. Luis998 was wandering aimlessly, looking for his lost shaker of salt, that contained high grade aphrodisiac common in most forms horny goat weed. When he downed some, looking for dacheat, he happened to see a ferocious leprechaun that was ripping some ass behind taco bell. He whipped out his shalelie and serenaded dacheat all night while she laughed like this:
Following the laughter, Bryan appeared and asked if he could tickle her fancy with his enormous pink feather. She said, "Can I call you Frank? It really gets me going." "Sure thing!" he responded enthusiastically.
Meanwhile, Luis998 and the Leprechaun were hatching a devious plan . They were trying to decide how they could join the fun.Looking at dacheat, Luis998 ponders,"How can I get this girl named dacheat to conga with me?" Not knowing how to dance, he wasn't sure he could.
Just then, B arrived in his new Civic. The Leprechaun jumped up on dacheat and started laughing hysterically at B's new fuel-efficient whip. B ran him over quick. Right before dying, the Leprechaun, pulled down his tiny pants and showed them all his "lucky charms." Everyone gasped at
him. He died.
THE END! ![Big Grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)